Wednesday, March 26, 2008



i may not know how to tie my shoes, i may not know what a flashing / or X means, i may not know how to speak without it being one continuous run-on sentence, i may not know how to speak at all (i had to go to speech lessons for like 4 years, not to learn how to write speeches, but to learn how to speak in a way that people could comprehend the words i was saying beacuse the kids in the playground said i could only play with them if i didn't talk and my teacher gave me a napkin at snack time when i wanted a cup and i said "i wanted a napkin" and she said "yes here's your cup", as you can tell i can't talk very well), i like to stand there and smile like i'm actually aware of what's going on, i pretend i understood the joke when i know i didn't, and this comment turned into what i may not be to what i am and i think i've lost whomever is reading this which is probably no one. i should be banned from all keyboards.

Friday, March 21, 2008

.empty stomach, open mouth.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Chocolate Sushi




Simply because I love this site and what they are doing. Each piece is a little masterpiece. They do custom orders,too!

Chocolate Sushi Dot Com

Knit Sushi toilet paper cosy

 I am kidding you not!
MK Carroll has a great knit pattern for a sushi knit toilet paper cosy. Also, check out her new Sushi corchet pillow.

Sushi dog costume




Kitai is ready to roll in this smoked salmon nigiri sushi costume created by her owner, Stacie. Stacie creates imaginative handmade Halloween costumes for Kitai each year. She obviously delights in finishing Katai's costumes down to the tiniest details, such as the Kikkoman sauce packet, chopsticks and felt ginger and wasabi she added to really finish the look.

Kitai- Lhasa Apso mix
Lives with Stacie Tamaki
San Jose, Calif.

Sushi beads




Make a yummy Sushi necklace . These little Sushi beads are perfect for crafts. Waimea Mist has a lot of other cool food beads also!

Sushi rug!



FINALLY! That's what we've all been waiting for. A Sushi rug!

Decorate your hardwood floor with a few of these colorful throw rugs and it will look like a giant platter of sushi rolls. Each 24" x 24" Sushi Throw Rug is cushiony soft with a grippy material on the bottom to keep it from sliding around
Price: 19.99 USD

Shop for it at spiralandcirclegift.com

Sushi-scented cologne spray!








Demeter Fragrance Library, a company that specializes in "everyday" scents, has released a sushi-scented cologne spray. And what, pray tell, are the components of a sushi sent? Well, mostly it smells of fish. Along with that, there's a mix of sticky white rice, seaweed, with just a little bit of lemon and ginger. No word on if they are planning a wasabi edition.

You probably like the scent of sushi, but perhaps you are worried that others may not share your sensual preferences. Be not worried. Demeter tends to create scents that only last a short time. Thus, if you are at your local Japanese restaurant, and you want to smell more like your atmosphere, go right ahead. Once you come back from your lunch break and return to your office, you may not be as aromatic. See, it's a win-win proposition.





The price of this sushi fragrance for a 1oz. bottle is $14.99. Hence, it is not as expensive as other eau de toilettes.

Sushi ornaments


sushiornaments.com makes awesome christmas tree ornaments! We all know Christmas is over but you should remember this one for later this years!

They are adorable.




Fun with Sushi









Some interesting looking Sushi!

Wind Up Sushi!



Wind Up Sushi. 5 fabulous pieces of (plastic) sushi. So fresh that they'll try to get away, actually, they roll away!


Link: click

"Yes, I do" Sushi style.






Sushi cakes.




SUUUUUUUSHI CAKES!

One is a birthday cake. It's sweet, literally.
The other one is a wedding cake and is made of actual sushi pieces! I wonder if my baby's daddy (it's a dog, don't freak) would say "yes" to the Sushi wedding cake idea? I , sure as hell, wouldn't mind one of these on my wedding day. It's not like they don't know we are crazy!

Sushi dog treats



Canine Styles Sushi Snacks
Deluxe sushi platter. Doggie biscuits made of all natural ingredients to look like real sushi.

I'm ordering them once I finish posting this. Naturally our dog, just like mommy and daddy (but mommy more than daddy), has the finest taste and therefore will LOVE these!

Available at Canine Styles

First book of sushi by Amy Wilson Sanger




For the littlest fans of that favorite Japanese finger food comes a sturdy board book sure to inspire giggles (and even some growling stomachs!). Sanger's textural, mixed media and cut paper collages form an ideal accompaniment to her bouncy rhyming text to captivate/fascinate even the most finicky eaters. Whether a temaki know-it-all or clueless about ebi, First Book of Sushi is a welcome side dish for nori experts and novices of all ages.

Link: black wagon

Sushi handbag




I love you, my little tote bag. But why oooh why do you have to be sold out ???! :(

Sushi tote

Sushi erasers



They do exist! Sushi erasers!
The ones in the picture are Shibuya gems but you can purchase your own cool chopstick pencil and sushi eraser set right here

Sushi frenzy



Sushi Frenzy lets you help a young man running his first ever sushi bar restaurant. You must keep the customers happy by preparing and completing their orders as quickly as you can. Other than sushi, customers can also order drink, wasabi, mayonnaise and ketchup, this will make the game even more challenging. More than that, you also must deal with 3 different types of bug that will annoy your valuable customers.

A Sushi game! oh my.... we love you, yellow cat games

Sushi baby



WHo said that babies can't eat sushi? Ok, yeah... they can't! At least not till they are old enough to wear these adorable little outfits.

4-Piece Set Features:
One cotton-knit long-sleeve infant t-shirt in Strawberry Pink with Sushi Applique
One pair cotton knit leggings in Black
One cotton-knit baby baby beanie cap in Lemon Yellow with "Sushi Baby" Applique
One pair white cotton socks with Sushi Applique
Outfit comes packaged in aluminum & plastic take-out container!

The GENIUSES from polkadotwhale.com obviously know all about the Sushi-baby-boom. And we thank them!

Sushi air freshner



HA! Remember those air freshners in your dad's car that smelled like vanilla? I barf by just thinking about them. I pretty much have a air freshner phobia. I can't even ride in a town car without having to roll down all windows because I get sick. Seriously. Don't have a pine cone or vanilla scented air freshner in your car if you wanna keep me as a friend!
But these Sushi shaped miracles come in nice flavors and look better than those tree ones! Maybe, my dear friend, if you had one of these hanging in your car I wouldn't have thrown up all over your new car seat covers!

Link : is right here

Which type of Sushi are you?


Which are you?


made by Jen

Picture of the day!




“the next day, she added a note that said, ‘keep eating my sushi and you’re going to find out!’”




Credit goes to Lindsay from Burbank.

Sushi lover gift basket!



If I had just met you and we were about to go out for our first date/dinner and you'd pick me up and show up with this amazing Sushi gift basket, you wouldn't even have to convince me to have sex with you. In fact, I would probably shut the door in front of your face and call you when I need another one of those. Eeeeeh NO. I'm a nice girl.. I wouldn't do that. But let me tell you. If there is a way to buy a Sushi-loving woman's heart it's probably this gift basket!

It includes:


*4 Windup Sushi.
*Assorted Rice Candy Sushi imported from Japan (and take it from me delicious).
*Sushi CD / DVD case keeps music and movies from spoiling. The outer shell is actually a metal alloy. So hip it hurts!! Holds up to *24 CD / DVDs in nonstick sleeves. Has a zipper closure.
*Chopstick Kids Boy and Girl are molded from food-grade silicone rubber with Melamine chopsticks, or can be used with your own chopsticks. Eating sushi has never been so much fun!!

Purchase this fabulous item at baron bob

Taiwan, anyone?

Yep. Those are toilet seats and yep, those are two happy kids enjoying themselves while having food on a toilet!

The funkiness is almost limitless. The food comes in toilet shaped bowls and small bathroom like containers.
Among the most popular entrees are those that resemble material that one commonly associates with the commode, including curry noodles or chocolate ice cream.
The 26 year old owner began as a street vendor serving up ice cream in hand-sized toilet cups, but has now expanded his toilet seat restaurant theme to several Taiwan locations. Apparently, we Americans have a lot to learn about the potential scope of theme restaurants.

Gross or a piece of art?! "I'm never gonna eat there !" or "it's no worse than someone blowing their nose at a dinner table" ?! The food is supposed to be very good,too!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Raw fish for boo boo



Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of sushi bandages!

Sushi bandages

Sushi candles



Sushi Soap, Set of 4
Handmade to resemble real sushi. This unscented sushi soap is made with high quality glycerin, vegetable oils, water, lanolin, moisturizers, emulsifiers and essential oils. Each set includes a futomaki (cucumber roll), maguro (tuna), slice of kamaboko (fish cake) and a swirl of wasabi . The individual sushi soaps vary in size from 1" to 2 1/2". Packaged in a clear plastic container with bamboo grass measuring approximately 5" in length, 4" in width and 1 1/2" in height.
Now imagine you have a huge 180 bedroom 210 bath house. Wouldn't it be a pleasure to have a fresh cucumber roll in every single one of them? Eh, what am I talking about.. two.. you want TWO of them in your bathroom. Believe me, your 300 children will thank you!
They are affordable. YAY!

Sushi jewelry



Now we sushi addicts all want not only have thousands of sushi furniture pieces but we also want to carry a little piece of sushi with us at all times! Well here we go: Sushi bracelets and necklaces made by Amy Secrest.

Super Fancy Sushi Heaven!
Amazing charm-style bracelet that's totally gorgeous! If you've never seen Amy Secrest's sushi jewelry in person, you will be totally impressed by her detailed and realistic sushi beads. (If you own any of her items, you know exactly what we are talking about!)

This particular bracelet has 20 pieces of handmade sushi, crystal swarovski 4mm wasabi green AB finish beads, sturdy sterling silver chain base, sterling silver lobster claw clasp, wire and extender chain so that it can fit a large range of sizes.

Comes in a really cute to-go box ready to give!
Size: 7-1/2 long - extender chain expands to 8-1/2

She has everything a Sushi -jewelry-addicts hearts needs! GO AMY

Sushi crackers



What happens when you let some sushi rolls sit out for weeks? You get sushi crackers!

Well, that's probably not what these are. Sushi Roll Crackers, made by Rue Lafayette Inc. under their Dan-D-Pak brand, are rice crackers wrapped in Nori seaweed that looks and tastes like sushi.

The company says that we can now enjoy the taste of sushi anytime, anywhere, at work, at home or on the go, all in one convenient resealable bag.

Unfortunately, they don't give you any chopsticks or wasabi.


BUT..... For the Wasabi they have another bag :)

Sushi catnip toys!


Lucky kitty! Sweet little pieces of sushi filled with catnip.


Sushi Catnip Toys

Fresh like sushi!



These tiny (1in) sushi magnets from Japan are so authentically detailed you can almost smell the North Atlantic brine off them. Plus, they’re far better at holding pizza menus on refrigerator doors than any uncooked fish I know.
Finest plastic shrimp, squid, tuna, ikura, kanpachi, egg and sweet sticky rice money can buy. Go on - you know you want to :)

DIY candy sushi



A fellow Candy Addict who goes by applesticker over at Instructables has posted instructions and pictures detailing how you can use Rice Krispie Treats, Fruit Rollups, and various gummi candies to create some very realistic-looking sushi goodies. It looks so good, I might even get over my food poisoning-induced sushi aversion!.

Candy Sushi at Instructables

Alternate intructions at Brownie Points



and if you feel lazy or have a sushi hangover.. you can buy your sushi candy here

Sushi furniture



Fabulously clever and fun the compact Gloster outdoor furniture Sushi offers a distinctive trendy style for outdoor dining. Created from man-made wicker, the Sushi outdoor collection features triangular stools and chairs topped with plush cushions that tuck neatly beneath the table. The dynamic glass tabletop reveals the wicker cross-shaped base and the triangular chairs that nest beneath. Creating a juxtaposition of textures and depth, the Sushi collection has an intelligent beauty in its mirrored forms. Hand-crafted, the Gloster outdoor furniture is entirely weatherproof and suitable for both indoor and outdoor dining. Offering a wonderful unity in form and modern style, the Sushi collection by Gloster includes a round dining table, a low table, stools and dining chairs.

Have a rice time





A SUSHI WALL CLOCK. Do I have to say more? Made from sushi trays and sushi take-away boxes, the sushi has been lovingly created by "Japanese wax food artists" (who knew there was such a thing?), who make wax food for Japanese restaurants (presumably not to serve to guests).

you can get it here

Sushi USB?


OH MYYYYY..... Right about when I thought I had everything sushi I discovered these! Sushi USB memory sticks, everyone! 
One of them, a so called shumai dish, has 128 MB of memory. 

Sushi Pillows




If you’re a fan of sushi get your own giant detailed sushi pillow . The top of the shrimp is hand painted and has a cotton ‘rice’ bottom with a strip of emerald coloured ‘seaweed’. You can choose from California rolls and other various types of sushi. Needless to say I am going to have my guest barf upon entering my tiny apartment due to lack of oxygen caused by the ridiculous amount of sushi pillows covering every single inch of it. They also have soy sauce pillows!


Tell your grannie to knit you these!


Amy Polcyn had some free time on her hands it seems but above all has AMAZING taste. She knitted adorable sushi pieces. Complete with wasabi and pickled ginger! Yarn can be easily substitutes, allowing for a great way to use up leftovers in your stash. 

Awesome gift for any sushi lover. Here is your knitted sushi "recipe" :


Difficulty level
Simple

Size
Width: approx. 1 inch / 2.5 cm
Length: approx. 2 inches / 5 cm

Materials
Jamieson and Smith Shetland Jumper Weight [100% wool; 130 yd/ 117 m per 25g skein]
Colors: *Note- You will need only small amount of each color
1- White
58- Dk. Green
70- Salmon Pink
23- Med. Yellow
Patons Grace [100% cotton; 136 yd/ 125 m per 50 g skein]
Color: * Note- You will need only a small amount
60027- Ginger (pale green)

US 3 / 3.25mm straight needles
yarn needle

Yarn substitutes
Since gauge is not terribly important, you could substitute any smooth yarn in your stash.

Gauge
24 sts and 32 rows = 4" / 10cm in stockinette stitch

PATTERN
Tekka Maki (Tuna Roll)
With pink yarn, CO 10 sts. Work in stockinette for 1 inch.
Next row (RS): Cut pink yarn, attach white yarn. Work in seed stitch for 2 inches.
Next row (RS): Cut white yarn, attach dark green yarn. Work in stockinette for 3 inches.
Bind off and cut yarn, leaving a length for sewing.

California Roll
With pink yarn, CO 10 sts. Work in stockinette for ½ inch.
Next row (RS): Cut pink yarn, attach pale green yarn. Continue in stockinette for ¾ inch more.
Next row (RS): Cut pale green yarn, attach dark green yarn. Work in stockinette for 2 inches.
Next row (RS): Cut dark green yarn, attach white yarn. Work in seed stitch for 3 inches. Bind off and cut yarn, leaving a length for sewing.

Tamago Nigiri (Egg Sushi)
With yellow yarn, CO 10 sts. Work in k1, p1 rib for 2 inches. Bind off. Set aside.
With white yarn, CO 8 sts. Work in seed stitch for 3 inches. Bind off. Set aside.
With dark green yarn, CO 4 sts. Work in stockinette for 3 inches. Bind off. Set aside.

Wasabi
With light green yarn, CO 3 sts.
Row 1 (RS): K1, k in front and back of next st TWICE, k1 (5 sts).
Row 2: Purl across
Row 3: Knit across
Rows 4 & 5: Rep rows 2 & 3.
Cut yarn and draw through all sts on needle. Pull yarn and gather stitches. Sew to CO edge, pulling firmly to draw piece into a ball shape. Secure end.

Pickled Ginger
With pink yarn, CO 20 sts VERY loosely.
Row 1 (RS): Knit in front, back, and front again of EACH stitch across (60 sts).
BO purlwise.
With fingers, shape into spiral.

Finishing
Tekka Maki and California Roll
Weave in ends. Starting at pink end (the sushi filling-“tuna” on the Tekka Maki and “crab” on the California Roll), roll strip (not too tightly). The Tekka Maki ends with “nori” (seaweed) and the California Roll ends with “rice.” Whipstitch end to outside of roll and secure.

Tamago Nigiri
Fold white strip into thirds crosswise. Whipstitch end to outside of piece and secure. This is the “rice” base. Lay the yellow “egg” strip on top and center it. Wrap the green “nori” strip around both, like a belt. Sew ends of strip together on underside and secure.

Arrange sushi attractively with wasabi and pickled ginger garnish. Enjoy!




Amy is an elementary school teacher by day and a passionate knitter by night. She is (almost) a TKGA Master Knitter and has published patterns and articles in Knitter’s Magazine, Knitty, Spun, Chiagu, MagKnits, South West Trading Company Collection, and in upcoming issues of Creative Knitting. Amy's website

Sushi mobile phone cleaners



Sadly, you cannot eat these things but they sure do look good. Japanese geniuses bring us the newest mobile accessory . Ladies and Gentlemen - Food inspired mobile screen cleaners!!!! 
There is nothing like a good looking piece of sushi to get your mobile phone's screen nice and sparkling clean!
You go sushi loving Japan!!!!!

A sushi laptop


Someone got creative with their sushi,huh? Sure did. Some genius made an edible sushi laptop. Sadly, it runs Windows.  

oh doggy doggy....



Sushi pups? whaaaaaa...? I envy your dogs sometimes. Not only because yo don't have to pay for ANYTHING and still get to walk around in stylish clothes and eat like a prince.. or princess. Now you can also have sushi plush toys that are just so fabulous I want to buy all of them and make my very own sushi plush toy altar!

"Sushi Pups is a new line of sushi-shaped dog toys inspired by love for our pups and yummy sushi! We know your dogs will drool over these plush tuna, salmon, uni and tuna bone maki."

They are luckily not sushi size so won't be swallowed. Each squeaker toy is approximately 2.5" x  3.0".


Sushi box baby socks



Here's the perfect way to package up a handmade gift for babies. ZAKKA LIFE shows you how to roll up baby socks and pieces of felt to make your own sushi-to-go box named "sock and roll sushi" link


oh suuushi legs

A long,long time ago.. some time last week I've decided how exciting it would be to become a crazy ,design hungover, blogger. I got so excited I immediately threw up in my lap and waxed my legs. The next day, a blog full of wonderful design tips with a twist of sushi was born.....

So skip your sugar mama speed date and lets get some Mac & Cheese spring rolls (yes, they do exist!)

Sincerely,

Izzy aka SushiLegs